These MindPenis Documents will be dedicated to the sexploitation of culture, with a growing pool of material created for the purpose of expanding the human imagination into a trembling golden eagle flying out to their roof tops in a rain storm and call into question everything, including questioning everything.
MindPenis is Will to Power, with experimental videos, humours cartoons, pod cast, and interactive experiments for our readers, discriminating travelers of the MindPenis lifestyle generation

MindPenis will apear to you in many forms, a dime dancing madcap rouge. In a flash of green smoke MindPenis is standing there, we will go to the supermarket, once we are done juggling the fruits, we place canned goods back on the shelf in the wrong place. We super glue a silver coin on the titled floor, we lie about our ages for the free coffee, we change the prices on the expired meat, we fake seizures, and eat a few pieces of loose candy. Then when all our mischief is done, the Chaos cracks the fabric of reality and the Elder Gods of Darkness come bounding out!

Up over itself, another wave, a slight turn, and dozens of lifetimes are pulled across International datelines. 

Tucking his gut into his belt, Jace could not believe that he was so far from Home, sitting there in that dinner party of aged virgin closet case intellectuals, the sad lost generation of Monumenta, It becomes all too clear that, there are whole sections of humanity that are operating with morals and ethics to the bedroom that would make a puritan proud.

The secrets of Atleumurias are right in your hand, deep delights and lowdown height’s await the brave, and the only cost is your soul.

Want to get on the ground floor of a new and exciting method for better living?

You could be performing wholesale Wet Hot Merlins with the partner of your choice. 

How to Perform a “Merlin”

Simply, from your Standard Interfaith Orpheus Terminal, you have one right, and one right only, place headphones upon your head, turn off the lights.

And…

What we need to do it gets to pineal gland activation frequency shortcuts-

Launch a search for vidoites scripts as to make your Terminal look as such the two below run them at the same time or better yet go to dontsave.com and run the youtube clip through it.

:http://www.bangyoulater.com/threesome/37754/laura-lion-three-way-fun/

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z30zCPhIMLg&feature=endscreen&NR=1

dial it up on the old Interfaith Orpheus Terminal, go-ahead just grab the left ear and pull down lightly, the Terminal will do the rest.

Really anything that invokes Imaginary Superbeings having Dexseath with themselves, outside of space and time. And yes I know at some point this will be a dead APERFORMATIONAL Interweb links but at the same time, at the same time launch these mother…. And keep those head phones on, do it NOW!

The do what libation you want to set your head right to Mohammudinyoureye’s Radio!

All that matters is that we get to the WHORE OF BABYALON AND ON and on…

Call her name, say it once and once only; we each are given one stab at lifetime…
Now 
Focus!

Prepare your lover to receive the Merlin, get them to the highest point of dexseathual anticipation. Stand at least ten feet away, and stare that the point of entrance to their souls, that one place on your lovers body that you know better than any one. 

Make sure that you have become a diamond rock hard orgasm magnet, run at full speed to your lover but in slow motion.

Continue to stare at the soul chamber of you lover, NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF IT!

Then at the perfect double backed diamond to your approach 

(you will just KNOW this part) but timing is everything

reach down and grab your foreskin, Invert the scared convent with Yaldaboath. Hear him screaming under his space helmet.

With all your might, pull your foreskin or if you are a gynoid your flabby habby baddy up over your head and discorporate yourself into your own self-created anal wormhole. Your lover will receive the full and total remaining energy of your conversion from matter into energy.

They become the bridge from Ape to God.
and here it comes Lennon Turnmeondeadman here it comes

!@#$

If you did it right you will now have a fully function MindPenius, welcome to the club.
now use it!

The MindPenisthe essence of fire behaving as air as lightning the essence of water behaving as earth a wellspring the essence of air behaving as fire the rainbow the essence of earth behaving as water to create a diamond floating inside of a MindPenis of it's very own becoming one with this puppet show in reverse supergraphical deity currently known as 

The White Feathered Octopus.
by Iason Ragnar Bellerophon

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